His Yellow Monster

His Yellow Monster searched for a radiator that they sometimes demolish. This seems an original undertaking, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing to select.

His Yellow Monster wanted a sack of potatoes that they would break. It is an astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. A sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

His Yellow Monster desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

His Yellow Monster needed a big sponge to insert somewhere. It might be an original idea, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Yellow Monster wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

His Yellow Monster often carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.