His Nervous Monster

His Nervous Monster desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Monster owned a sponge that they sometimes eat. This is certainly an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a sponge is the item to opt for.

His Nervous Monster had a helmet that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a helmet being the chosen thing.

His Nervous Monster carried a bottle of beer that they would often sleep with. This seems a fairly original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

His Nervous Monster had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

His Nervous Monster desperately desired a set square that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a set square being the chosen item.