Eccentric Monster

Eccentric Monster desperately searched for a mug to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was miraculous. A mug was the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric Monster needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

Eccentric Monster owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Monster desperately looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

Eccentric Monster desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

Eccentric Monster desperately craved for a little monkey that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.