The Jolly Monster

The Jolly Monster needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Monster owned a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to smash. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Monster desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly different thought, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

The Jolly Monster searched for a bottle of beer that they would often hug. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Monster looked for a piece of paper that they would worship. It would be a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. A piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Monster always had with them a little monkey that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly original action, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. A little monkey being the item selected.