A Bum Loving Monster

A Bum Loving Monster owned a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a spade being the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Monster craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally eat. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Monster desperately searched for a computer that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly an exciting thought, to you, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Monster carried a melon that they would often rub on his belly. It would be an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was amazing. A melon was the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Monster desperately searched for a cup to experiment on. This could be considered an original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be sublime. A cup is the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Monster desired a block of cheese that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.