The Careful Monster

The Careful Monster desperately desired a pint of cider that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to select.

The Careful Monster always carried a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Careful Monster looked for a pencil sharpener that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

The Careful Monster needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who considered it was wonderful. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

The Careful Monster desperately needed a big sponge that they would often hug. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Careful Monster desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.