Her Crypting Monster

Her Crypting Monster always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was awesome. A bag of poop being the item selected.

Her Crypting Monster desperately wanted a stapler that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item to choose.

Her Crypting Monster desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen thing.

Her Crypting Monster found a magic 8 ball that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

Her Crypting Monster looked for a mug to cuddle. One might find this to be a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the item opted for.

Her Crypting Monster always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.