Big Monster

Big Monster often carried a mug that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a fairly funny action, to most, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a mug is the thing to opt for.

Big Monster desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to cuddle. It is a fairly odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be amazing. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Big Monster found a cucumber to put on his head. It should have been a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

Big Monster always had with them a bottle of beer to put on his head. It should be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Big Monster desperately craved for a sack of potatoes to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is out of this world. A sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

Big Monster desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. It should be a fairly surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was exciting. A custard pie being the item selected.