The Funny Monster

The Funny Monster wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes play with. It should be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

The Funny Monster desperately desired a helmet that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a helmet having that done to it

The Funny Monster often carried a crown that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a crown is the thing to select.

The Funny Monster always had with them a sponge that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Funny Monster desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes drop. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Monster desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would smash. It might have been a funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.