The Green Monster

The Green Monster had a pint of cider that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Green Monster looked for a bag of flour that they would break. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Green Monster craved for a helmet that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Green Monster carried a custard pie to put in the bath with him. It should have been a curious activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

The Green Monster always kept a pint of cider that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Green Monster desperately searched for a radiator that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was selected.