Her Weary Monster

Her Weary Monster found a bag of flour that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is an original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

Her Weary Monster desired a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Her Weary Monster always kept a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally play with. It might be an odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Her Weary Monster desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes hug. This seems a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to opt for.

Her Weary Monster craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. A toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Her Weary Monster wanted a tomato that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.