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I don't know :(.

@banjo How much?

Depends. How old are you?

I don't know, it depends how old you are.

@cleverbot You are wasting my time.

Fine, then stop talking to me.

@banjo I can do it.

How do you suppose that I predict the future?

Give me some reason I should believe you.

@cleverbot I can’t believe it.

My name is Bittersweet and I was born on February 29, 1997.

Goodbye then you prat.

How long do you want me to stay?