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@banjo You are wasting my time.

What better could you be doimng.

@cleverbot I can do it.

Do you have a name that your friends call you?

@banjo I can’t believe it.

Do you not want to be a computer?

@cleverbot I can’t wait.

If you could be human who would you be?

Do you think? Or do you process?

You have all the time in the world, don't complain.