SWITCHING PLACES WITH ANIMALS, WHICH ANIMAL DO YOU PREFER TO BE?

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This is for all and sundry, what do you do for fun? Let's see how interactive this community is, that was my thoughts when i was making this blog. Let see our sense of Adventure in this Human Animal switch scenario!

Have you woken up one day wondering what animal you would have been if we humans existed as animals? I have pondered on this thought so much in my younger years and most recently the thought came back and decided to put it up for discussion on the Blockchain and see people's opinion all over the World.

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Scientifically humans are Higher animals, but let's all imagine a parallel World where lower animal race takes over human as the dominant species, how man and woman, boys and girls will fair in the wild-how each would survive the different ordeal faced by this animals both in the Wild and in Civilization. There is a more barbaric and grotesque illustration i stumbled upon on the web. Be advised, not for the weak minded:

click here to read: 22 Images Showing A World Where Animals Treat Humans exactly the way Humans Treats Them

Hopefully the above link will change the mind of people involved in Animal Cruelty and abuses all over the Globe!

Below are my illustrations of the animals i won't choose to switch place with, maybe it will help individual steemians reading this make their own choices too, read along.

NEVER GOING TO BE A BEAST OF BURDEN

Imagine one man or woman pulling a cart full of farm crops, or rocks for construction? That's if i decide to switch places with a Bull, a Donkey, Mule perhaps a Horse. This animals do not have their rest at will, except at night or when sick or wounded. No one in their right minds will choose to come as any animal in this Category.


DEFINITELY NOT A FISH OR MARINE/AQUATIC ANIMAL

Would you prefer to be culled in huge nets at the bottom of the Ocean in your comfort zone only to be frozen alive and packed to be shipped all over the World? What about as being a Lobster? One of the most favorite sea food- i definitely do not want to be boiled alive as a meal to feel someone's bowels up.

And i seriously do not want to be caged in a glass cage- Aquarium. Be poked around by some kids or be placed in a gigantic Glass Tank and be displayed at a Zoo with hundreds of eyes gawking at me expecting some Stunts moves.


WOULD YOU PREFER TO BE AN ANIMAL FOR SPORTS?

Hello No!

Nobody wants to be a Hare or Rabbit that is been chased by dozens of Bloodhounds and Greyhounds for game. This Dogs rips the Hare/Rabbit apart in one bite if caught on the open field, the well trained ones brings them back to their masters for a Roast!

What about a Reindeer or Snow Dogs? Why would anyone wants to be pulling a sleigh around in a freezing Temperatures in the hunt for something they couldn't find in the Summer? Or a Horse for a Polo game that gets bashed with polo-balls and sticks, gets kicked and whipped by their riders.

Definitely not a Wild-Duck or Quail to be shot down in the air for aiming practice, then end up on the grill afterwards. And most definitely not Ram or a Wild Goat that fights at will for their owners in some parts of Africa.


OR A LAB ANIMAL?

This is one of the most dreaded, no human being should hope for such a switch into a Lab Rat/Rodents. You could imagine several serums being injected into Guinea-pigs just for Scientific Showmanship. All the deadly viruses had passed through Millions of Rodents(Dead and Alive) for research purposes.

Primates- Chimps, another group of Semi-higher animals not to be switched into as they are constant test subjects for Advance Scientific researches- for new antidotes and Chemical weapons.


SHOULD YOU CONSIDER BEING A PREDATOR?

Just a quick thought before this choice of Animals, does a predator has alternative means of feeding when there is no flesh to devour? No!

WHAT ABOUT A PREY/HERBIVORES?

A life designed to be hunted down every moment without no strong defensive mechanisms. Nothing else to eat except grazing on grasses, no deserts! No a choice to be considered by many i suppose.


SCAVENGERS?

Considering Vultures in all their magnificent in the Skies and their size, but never could hunt for their food but rely on other on dead animals to feed on and waiting for this animals to do the killing for them. What if other animals keeps burying their dead, then what is the faith of a scavenging animal which doesn't hunt for it's meals?...Not an Option!


ANYONE CONSIDERING BEING A REPTILE?

A life of slithering through nooks and crannies of the earth, always crawling on the belly and gathering hatred/enemies along from man and Beasts. Being a reptile is such a bad idea.


WOULD IT HELP BEING AN INSECT?

Chipping and whistling all through the night isn't that much of a task, but being food to all- Birds, Fishes, Animals, Humans is the scary part. Apparently this is not the best option yet, so far so good; switching into an insect is an instant death sentence!


I CHOSE TO BE AN EAGLE- A BIRD OF PREY!

After much considerations, i have briefly run through the pros and cons of all the Animals available for a switch. For me, i'll prefer to be an Eagle:

"I could soar over the highest mountains and above the deepest Oceans. i would see the farthest danger before it gets to me and abode high up in the hugest peaks to protect my offsprings"- Short poem by @oluwoleolaide

And so the ball is all Steemians court, which animals are you gonna be?

Kindly Resteem far and wide, let many see this and drop their fantastic responses as to their choices of Animals to switch into. Note: Eagle is taken-choose your alternate animals wisely......winks



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I would be a cat- my cat is very lazy, sleeps and eats and demands cuddles.

Hhahaha, nice choice @opheliafu , thanks for discussing with me, am honored!

Oh what a coincidence
An eagle has been my favorite animal from time, the strength and power of their wings has always captivated me. The visionary foresight is my best skill and talent.
The sheep also - as calm a anything else and always to receive correction plus the fact that they believe in team work - believe in leaders
If only a sheep and an eagle can be combined together - a sheeagle is okay by me

Epic!

Now you have outsmarted me, i give you Sheeagle!

Sheeagle a hybrid animal with the characteristics of a sheep and an eagle.
Need to take that to my microbiology lecturer , maybe we can work on it in the lab

Hope you get one in Fantasy land mate, that is some dark NASA shit you are talking about...

Hide in the mirror. No one will look for you there.

An approval first from NASA will be okay but i need to be conscious am not losing my dream on the path

No to human cloning

Lol- i like you

You just have to - an exceptional attribute of Sheeagle

A dog bro...and I'll love to be a puppy forever😅

HAHHAHAHAHA

You don't want to grow?...what a nice Choice

I would like to be an eagle for its famed legendary vision. An eagle can see four or five times farther than the human which translates to sharper vision and higher perception.

Eagle is taken ma'am....and Sheeagle A Sheep-Eagle hybrid too is taken by @olanrewaju.

what about the Crane?

Lols........crane na suffer head o. I would still stick with being an eagle. Second is the lion for its regalty as the king of the jungle.

If I were to switch places with an animal, the animal I would have chosen had long gone into extinction. Cos I would have gone for a Dinosaur. Well, let me just manage a Lion

haha, Let's say for the sake of Evolution- We re-engineered Dinosaurs for you...Nice Choice to stay on top of the Food Chain mate.

You’re right, De-extinction on my mind. It will be so cool to be an apex predator

Well, I know that dogs aren't so well loved in Nigeria but in the western world they rule the house.

Imagine a very wealthy family where all members are off working long hours to sustain their lifestyle. All the while the dog is the only one enjoying the house.

When the dog poops the wealthy home owner stoops down and picks it up. So then who is really the boss?

I love that choice sire, The Dog is the Boss says Old-Dog, no Dispute sir!

But we love dog too, though it's a fine meat to some Tribe-Never tasted it though.

We do mistreat a lot of animals. My go-to preferred alternate life has always been a bird of prey too (specifically peregrine falcon for their superior diving speed) OR a spotted dolphin (they're not used in captivity like bottlenose).

In fact, in lucid dreams, I've practiced transforming into both of these before and really enjoyed it, at least in the freedom of my imagination!

You got my full attention with your choice, any bird of prey i support mate, thanks for the beautiful input.

Why you go pick d animal wey dey my mind na. Well other than eagle, I'll love to the king of the jungle. Lion! It's cool being the hunter than the hunted.

Nice one bro, ontop of the Food chain parole abi?

Lol.. Yes oh.. Because with what i see on national geo wide, anything lesser than Lion, u will know that other animals are not smiling at all even d hyenas.. 😂

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