The Crazy Nerd

The Crazy Nerd searched for a spade that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Nerd desperately wanted a crown that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Nerd desperately wanted a computer to cuddle. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a computer was the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Nerd desperately craved for a hat that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a hat of all things.

The Crazy Nerd always carried a wig that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered an odd idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to select.

The Crazy Nerd had a bat that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. A bat is the thing that was chosen.