My Bum Loving Nerd

My Bum Loving Nerd carried a sword that they sometimes experiment on. It is a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was simply life. Honestly, a sword is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Nerd craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was spectacular. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

My Bum Loving Nerd desperately needed a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Nerd always kept a can of Dr Pepper to sit and look at. It is considered to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Nerd searched for a bottle of coke that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Nerd often carried a computer that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. A computer was the item that was opted for.