The Round Nerd

The Round Nerd looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to experiment on. It should be a surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Round Nerd needed a ball that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a ball being the thing selected.

The Round Nerd desperately looked for a stretchman that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is wonderous. A stretchman was the chosen item.

The Round Nerd desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes embrace. This seems a curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Round Nerd desperately desired a can of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

The Round Nerd desperately needed a hat that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item that was selected.