Her Bewildered Nerd

Her Bewildered Nerd had a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a weird activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Her Bewildered Nerd carried a toilet brush that they sometimes hug. It should be a strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Her Bewildered Nerd desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Her Bewildered Nerd needed a pen that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly new proposal, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Nerd carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

Her Bewildered Nerd desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally eat. It was a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the thing opted for.