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in #nerd2 months ago

The Red Nerd desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sleep with. It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Red Nerd always had with them a crown that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. A crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Nerd desperately looked for a set of lego that they would smash. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Red Nerd carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Red Nerd owned a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was sublime. A sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Red Nerd needed a sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was fun. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to choose.

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