The Silly Nerd

The Silly Nerd desired a stretchman that they sometimes worship. It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Silly Nerd owned a sponge to break. It was considered to be a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Silly Nerd found a tomato that they would sometimes smash. It would be a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. A tomato is the thing to select.

The Silly Nerd desperately searched for a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a melon is the item to select.

The Silly Nerd always had with them a radiator that they would often break. It might have been an odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. A radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Nerd desperately craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the chosen item.