His Worrisome Nerd

His Worrisome Nerd carried a bottle of beer to put on his head. It would have been a fairly original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

His Worrisome Nerd needed a big sponge that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Worrisome Nerd needed a mug that they would put down their trousers. It was a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the chosen thing.

His Worrisome Nerd desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally share. It would have been a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

His Worrisome Nerd looked for a tomato that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be amazing. Honestly, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

His Worrisome Nerd desperately wanted a melon that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a melon was the item that was selected.