The Funny Nerd

The Funny Nerd desperately craved for a set square that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the thing selected.

The Funny Nerd often carried a radiator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Funny Nerd needed a sword that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Funny Nerd desperately needed a big sponge that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Funny Nerd always had with them a spade that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item chosen.

The Funny Nerd wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be an exciting operation, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.