The Red Nerd

The Red Nerd needed a bat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly different thought, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was spectacular. A bat being the item opted for.

The Red Nerd owned a helmet to play with. It should be a curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Red Nerd desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would often demolish. It might have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Red Nerd desperately searched for a tomato that they would eat. It would be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Red Nerd always had with them a melon to demolish. One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was stunning. Honestly, a melon was the item that was selected.

The Red Nerd often carried a stretchman that they would often put on his head. It should be a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to choose.