His Naughty Nerd

His Naughty Nerd had a set square that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a set square having that done to it

His Naughty Nerd desperately desired a cup that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a cup was the item that was selected.

His Naughty Nerd desperately needed a can of coke to worship. It is an odd operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. A can of coke was the item that was selected.

His Naughty Nerd wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

His Naughty Nerd desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

His Naughty Nerd desperately craved for a crown to smash. This seems to be a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. A crown was the thing that was selected.