A Ugly Nerd

A Ugly Nerd desired a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a different thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Nerd desperately desired a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Nerd always carried a tomato that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is an exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a tomato being the thing selected.

A Ugly Nerd desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was awesome. A rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Nerd looked for a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Nerd needed a piece of paper that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.