A Foolish Nerd

A Foolish Nerd craved for a cucumber that they would sleep with. This might appear to be an astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Nerd had a tomato that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Nerd looked for a ball that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Nerd searched for a little monkey that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

A Foolish Nerd always carried a wig that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the chosen item.

A Foolish Nerd always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.