Their Bewildered Nerd

Their Bewildered Nerd needed a ball that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item to select.

Their Bewildered Nerd desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

Their Bewildered Nerd desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

Their Bewildered Nerd looked for a chocolate bar that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

Their Bewildered Nerd desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Nerd looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.