The Grumpy Nerd

The Grumpy Nerd desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bag of poop of all things.

The Grumpy Nerd found a sack of potatoes that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Nerd always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Nerd wanted a CD player that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Nerd desperately searched for a set square that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Nerd carried a toilet brush that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the item opted for.