The Crypting Nerd

The Crypting Nerd desperately desired a bottle of wine to throw. It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Crypting Nerd desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Crypting Nerd often carried a can of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of coke of all things.

The Crypting Nerd always carried a can of Tango that they would experiment on. It might be an unusual operation, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Nerd desperately desired a can of Tango that they would cuddle. It was a fairly different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Crypting Nerd desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to insert somewhere. It was an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.