His Cute Nerd

His Cute Nerd always kept a melon that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was selected.

His Cute Nerd desperately craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a custard pie of all things.

His Cute Nerd found a CD player that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the chosen item.

His Cute Nerd craved for a stapler that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be an original thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to choose.

His Cute Nerd always had with them a pint of beer to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

His Cute Nerd owned a bag of poop that they would eat. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.