The Bum Loving Nerd

The Bum Loving Nerd desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes hug. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Bum Loving Nerd searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sit and look at. It should be a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Nerd looked for a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Nerd desperately craved for a spade that they sometimes break. One might say this is an original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a spade having that done to it

The Bum Loving Nerd craved for a hat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird exercise, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Nerd wanted a hat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly new idea, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be sublime. A hat was the item that was selected.