The Chinese Nerd

The Chinese Nerd desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Chinese Nerd desperately needed a cheese grater that they sometimes break. One might say this is a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Chinese Nerd desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a new exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Nerd desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Nerd desperately desired a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. This seems a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Chinese Nerd searched for a CD player that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen item.