The Jolly Nerd

The Jolly Nerd always had with them a piece of paper that they would often hug. It might have been a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Nerd desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Nerd always kept a rubber chicken that they would often break. One might say this is a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Nerd carried a set of lego to smash. This seems to be an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Nerd found a cucumber that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Nerd desperately needed a stretchman that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a stretchman being the item opted for.