Red Nerd

Red Nerd found a cucumber to sleep with. This might appear to be a different action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

Red Nerd carried a sword that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the chosen thing.

Red Nerd had a pint of beer that they sometimes eat. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

Red Nerd desperately desired a melon that they would play with. It would be a fairly original thought, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item that was chosen.

Red Nerd desperately craved for a mug that they would throw. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was opted for.

Red Nerd had a block of cheese that they liked to annihilate It was a fairly different suggestion, to most, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.