Their Big Nerd

Their Big Nerd owned a set square that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a set square being the item opted for.

Their Big Nerd desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would eat. One might consider this to be a new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

Their Big Nerd desperately looked for a sponge that they would often hug. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Their Big Nerd desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would eat. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Their Big Nerd desperately desired a cucumber that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber was the chosen item.

Their Big Nerd desperately searched for a sponge that they would experiment on. It might be a bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A sponge was the thing that was opted for.