Their Lucky Nerd

Their Lucky Nerd always kept a cucumber that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was amazing. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

Their Lucky Nerd desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Their Lucky Nerd always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to put on his head. It should be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Their Lucky Nerd craved for a sponge that they would often worship. This is certainly a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to select.

Their Lucky Nerd wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Their Lucky Nerd desperately needed a radiator to worship. This seems to be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.