A Troubled Nerd

A Troubled Nerd had a hat that they would sometimes share. It would have been an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

A Troubled Nerd often carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

A Troubled Nerd always had with them a melon to put on his head. It might be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a melon is the thing to choose.

A Troubled Nerd desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

A Troubled Nerd desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

A Troubled Nerd carried a crown that they would share. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. A crown being the item opted for.