The Lonely Nerd

The Lonely Nerd wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a new activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Lonely Nerd always had with them a sword to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly new action, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Nerd always kept a set of lego that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Lonely Nerd found a sponge to sit and look at. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Nerd desperately looked for a spade to throw. This is certainly a curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Nerd desperately desired a little monkey that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the item selected.