My Cute Nerd

My Cute Nerd had a wig to demolish. It was a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig being the chosen item.

My Cute Nerd always had with them a cheese grater to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a cheese grater of all things.

My Cute Nerd wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be epic. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

My Cute Nerd desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

My Cute Nerd searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be wonderful. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

My Cute Nerd always carried a melon to sit and look at. It is a bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a melon was the chosen thing.