Big Nerd

Big Nerd carried a can of Tango that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to select.

Big Nerd always carried a mug that they liked to break. This seems an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a mug being the item opted for.

Big Nerd always had with them a custard pie that they would often worship. It should have been a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

Big Nerd desperately looked for a cheese grater that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Big Nerd searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was stunning. A bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Big Nerd desired a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen item.