The Bum Loving Nerd

The Bum Loving Nerd desperately needed a spade that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly an exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Nerd searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Nerd looked for a pen to hug. It should have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Nerd desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Nerd wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Nerd always kept a rubber johnny that they would often eat. This might appear to be a fairly strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.