The Lovely Nerd

The Lovely Nerd needed a custard pie that they liked to share. It would have been a funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Nerd desperately wanted a sword to put on his head. It would have been a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a sword being the item selected.

The Lovely Nerd desperately needed a can of Tango that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Lovely Nerd wanted a rubber johnny that they would often smash. It would be a new action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Lovely Nerd desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Lovely Nerd carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.