P. Diddy’s Out, So Buy Up J&J: Baby Oil is about to BOOM!

P. Diddy’s back on the streets, and you know what that means—time to shine, literally! Word on the block is, Diddy’s freedom’s got Johnson & Johnson execs popping champagne, ‘cause baby oil sales are about to slippery slide to the moon! 🛢️ Invest in J&J now, ‘cause every party’s gonna need a gallon of that silky goodness. Picture it: club floors so slick, you’re moonwalking without trying. Forget crypto; baby oil’s the new liquid gold! Wall Street’s whispering, “Buy J&J before Diddy drops his next banger!” Disclaimer: no babies were oiled in this post, and we’re not saying Diddy’s got a secret baby oil empire… or does he? 😜 Slide into those stocks, fam—your portfolio’s about to glow up!

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