The Jolly Newt

The Jolly Newt desperately searched for a bottle of coke to share. It was a surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

The Jolly Newt always carried a Harry Potter wand to throw. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

The Jolly Newt wanted a stapler that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Newt always had with them a cucumber to sit and look at. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Jolly Newt desperately craved for a pint of beer to demolish. It would have been an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Jolly Newt craved for a rubber chicken that they would embrace. It would be a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.