The Depressed NewtsteemCreated with Sketch.

in #newt14 days ago

The Depressed Newt looked for a radiator that they would often demolish. This seems an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Newt always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to drop. This could be considered a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Newt had a painting of a melon to smash. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Newt desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Newt needed a crown that they would annihilate It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt it was miraculous. Honestly, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Newt searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be stunning. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

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