A Fat Newt

A Fat Newt desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. A magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

A Fat Newt searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Newt craved for a cheese grater that they would often drop. One might say this is a fairly funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

A Fat Newt always had with them a helmet that they would often eat. It was an exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

A Fat Newt owned a pencil sharpener that they sometimes throw. It was a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Newt craved for a ball that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to opt for.