A Naughty Newt

A Naughty Newt desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

A Naughty Newt desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

A Naughty Newt needed a can of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

A Naughty Newt desperately looked for a stapler that they would often experiment on. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. A stapler was the thing that was opted for.

A Naughty Newt often carried a tomato that they would sometimes throw. It should be a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.

A Naughty Newt always kept a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.