My Adorable Newt

My Adorable Newt wanted a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

My Adorable Newt searched for a cucumber that they would throw. It would have been a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels it was amazing. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

My Adorable Newt desired a mug to sleep with. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a mug is the item to opt for.

My Adorable Newt always carried a stapler that they liked to break. It was a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. A stapler is the item that was chosen.

My Adorable Newt often carried a rubber johnny to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

My Adorable Newt desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to select.