Her Eccentric Newt

Her Eccentric Newt desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Her Eccentric Newt desired a pint of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Newt found a sword that they would sometimes eat. It is a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a sword having that done to it

Her Eccentric Newt searched for a can of coke that they would share. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

Her Eccentric Newt wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Newt owned a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny having that done to it