The Depressed Newt

The Depressed Newt owned a set square to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Newt desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes annihilate It should have been an odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Depressed Newt desperately looked for a hat that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat of all things.

The Depressed Newt carried a bat that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is an odd operation, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a bat being the item opted for.

The Depressed Newt desperately craved for a cup that they would often worship. It should be an astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing selected.

The Depressed Newt desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often play with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a pint of cider having that done to it